So um.
The police chief in Green Tree, PA is named Robert Downey Jr.
This is the shit I find when I’m bored at work.
I just want my own tiny leprechaun Downey that I can carry around in my pocket. Is that too much to ask?

Everyone should have their own pocket-sized leprechaun Downey.
VIDEO: Robert Downey Jr. signing autographs on the set of The Judge in Mills Falls, MA, June 19, 2013.
Note how at around the 0:53 mark of the video, a little boy tries to follow and go with RDJ.
Robert Downey Jr., dressed like a leprechaun, arrives on the set of The Judge, June 19, 2013. [Zimbio]
Chuck actress Sarah Lancaster has joined The Judge, the Warner Bros dramedy starring Robert Downey Jr. David Dobkin is directing the movie, currently in production in Massachusetts, in which Downey plays a successful attorney who returns to his hometown for his mother’s funeral to discover that his estranged father, the town’s judge, is suspected of murder.