remember last year when a little boy started crying because he met RDJ and was so completely disappointed to know that Iron Man isn’t real?

good times.

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The hallway outside my apartment smells awful. At first I thought it was because the garbage chute wasn’t working so the waste disposal room couldn’t contain the smell.

But.

It smells like something died. For real, it smells like decaying flesh.

What if there’s a dead body somewhere on this floor?

What if.

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Basically.

Snapchat courtesy of londowney

Basically.

Snapchat courtesy of londowney

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original-plastic:

Homosexuality is unnatural! It says so in this book where snakes talk, people come back from the dead, a guy walks on water, and a virgin has a baby.

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iwantcupcakes replied to your post: Lulz

:(( Did they run out of tickets or was it ridic overpriced?

Apparently they ran out of tickets a couple days before single ticket sales (which began this morning). All the people who bought packages months ago grabbed all the tickets and are now selling them on Kijiji. They’re selling them for ridiculous prices too, like $500-600 for a pair of tickets. The cheapest I’ve come across so far is around $150 for a ticket.

LOL, this sucks monkey balls.

12 hours ago - August 31 2014 - 3 notes
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Lulz

I cannot read an article on RDJ and The Judge without getting bitter now.

I am being such a buzzkill. I’m so sorry.

(Not to say I’m not excited for this film though. I can’t wait to see it.)

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I showed up [on set] and I was honest and I was diligent and every day I raced home to get in a chair with Exton and rock him to sleep.
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How does it feel knowing every person you represent is guilty?

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Give me a meal with those three things and I’ll be really happy.

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